JOE, JO, AND THE ESSENCE OF IMBIBING

Joo’s barbell was legendary in jau these parts, a testament to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred sparkling cider. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Jolly Sailor. One night, after a particularly animated game of darts, Joo declared he could drink Jo under the table